#rubyconf speakers,

Also don't put anything on the bottom third to half of your slide. We can't see that low.

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Dear #rubyconf speakers,

More slides!
Talking for 5 minutes with 1 slide and 1 bullet point is a bad smell that you should break it up.

@danmayer never heard of them

The problem with Alcoholic Functionalists is the recursive drinking. #rubyconf

Dear #rubyconf nerds,

Don't be afraid to talk to people you don't know. We're all friendly (except Ryan Davis... run away).