If I were to legally change my name, it'd be to: Olin MacDougal or Lyndale Hennepin. /cc @staceyxvx

@n8duke you and godlove are the exceptions.

Drive to #rubyconf soundtrack: against me, blink 182, sleater kinney, bright eyes, new ethic, I have dreams, a new kind of american saint.

@ajaya If you want to donate your ticket to an unemployed homeless rubyist looking to find a job at #rubyconf, I'm your dude.

Portland, Oregon: Where straightedge goes to die.