"—Spay and neuter your pets..."

Such strange punctuation.

OH: "Do you want the Revolution™?"
— vet tech to muggle client.

Not the revolution that I thought of.

I just registered for heroku #waza. @ The Farmhouse http://instagr.am/p/UWp-Ojsnok/

Here's @civthedog's strategy in life: Always Be Farting.

Uf.

@leinweber @heroku Thanks! More opener is more betterer in my book. :D

Anyone know how much #waza tickets are tomorrow?

/cc @heroku

Here's me and @cashion at @heroku's #waza last year yammering on about something.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/85722475@N08/7874607628/in/pool-2080225@N23/lightbox/

Dear @heroku,

Please CC license your Waza photos. And allow other people to add tags, faces, places.

XOXO
Sb

OH: "We needed a tarp like a fat kid needed cake."

o_O

@objo Yes.

Broccoli getting bigger. @ The Farmhouse http://instagr.am/p/UUklpQMnk7/

Last night at #dodgeball, I over twerked my arm. Not used to throwing that hard that much.

I joined a men's dodgeball league. @ Hollywood Recreation Center http://instagr.am/p/UShVpxMnrv/

In the lobby waiting to start first night tryouts/draft, it's hilarious how obviously everyone is sizing each other up.

#dodgeball

Tonight is my first night in a dodgeball league.

Getting ready for next year's @github dodgeball invitational.