@drbrain Oh jeez, you're right. My left ring finger. Sheesh. What's my damage?

I meant “My left index finger is jammed real bad. That's my X, S and W finger." /cc @drbrain

I'm thinking of switching to Wells Fargo, just because they have an iPhone app. And the BOA site works like shit for Washington accounts.

"You can make a plan, carve it into stone. Like a feather falling, it is still unknown." - Bright Eyes, Arc... http://tumblr.com/xni49xjn9

My left index finger is jammed real bad. That's my X, S and E finger.

Mud Bowl was great. My stats: 7 tackles. 3 receptions. 1 incomplete. 2 ripped shoes. 1 jammed finger. We lost 21-0. http://gdzl.la/7ituW2

This explains everything... http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ruby

puts('Hello world !'.gsub(/./,'AA')+'!!')
/rt @hasmanyjosh

Going to the Mud Bowl, a Spencer family tradition of a football game. @civthedog and Beta are riding in the trunk. http://gdzl.la/7ivyz1

In Santa Monica. In a real bed. It's nice.

I was wondering what that stink was. "Next Exit: Bakersfield"

To all my friends of whom I asked for help, I'm sorry. To those who were willing to help, thank you dearly. I am who I am because of you.

Van fixed. Fuel injection system replaced. Gas leak repaired. $800. On the 101 south to see about a girl.

@courtneyriot I know, right.

@courtneyriot Detroit should pay *you* to fly to that hell hole. They don't even have statues of KISS.

Super awesomely nerdy video game posters : http://alifewellwasted.com/merch /via @bobsuicide