1. I *really* need to learn JavaScript / jQuery. Anyone wanna sponsor my learning them? It's the single road block between ne and these jobs.

    "We’re nine meals away from chaos in this country." - Kevin Reeve. Emergency by Neil Strauss. Page 317. http://tumblr.com/xni478uiz

    I just saw a dude drop his pants, poop in a pizza box, then wipe his ass with a white bath towel. Right in the road. In SF. /cc @goveganplz