1. Coffee shop nerding at Three Layers in Jacksonville, Florida. The trip already feels different without @crystal_danger as partner in crime.

    Club Bing, Microsoft's new social network for seal abusers: http://www.clubbing.com The jokes just write themselves. Sheesh. -@chrismessina

    Just put @crystal_danger on a plane to Salt Lake City, Utah. My trip just became a solo one again. For the next couple months at least.

    Sleeping in a Microtel parking lot near the Jacksonville, Florida airport. @crystal_danger flies back home tomorrow. This is our last night.

    Dear Adobe

    Why the fuck did you make a download manager java applet instead of just letting my browser download the file?

    Sincerely,
    Shane