With an hour to kill before Inglorious Basterds, @crystal_danger and I played some high stakes air hockey. Her: 2. Me: 1. Sad face.

You might think that I'm eating at Waffle House too much. But I'll be leaving the south soonish and need to savour the flavour while I can.

Destin, Florida

Big Kahuna's water park killed. Back on the road to Panama City Beach.

Brunch: check.
Stop at Winn-Dixie to puke: check.

Next stop: Big Kahuna's water park.

Today we're eating breakfast at End of the Line, then leaving Pensacola heading east. Next stop: Big Kahuna water park.

Watching the Onion Movie. It's not good. At all.

Srsly. I haven't even chuckled once.

I floated down a river today for five hours. It was *awesome* for three hours. Then it got cloudy and cold and too long.

Tubes sold out. Raft bought instead. River floated. For. Five. Hours.

Gross. @crystal_danger is listening to Marilyn Manson.

@barryegan I don't see anything good about aligning a positive resistance life style with multinational corporate sugar water.

Today's plan is simple. Get a tube. Float the river.

Why does anyone think it's ok to bring a 2 year old to a bar?

"Peaches cover band" is code for "lip syncing to peaches songs". It's as unpleasant as it sounds.

@grldrummersroc2 But you can be straightedge. Nothing's stopping you. It's a lifetime committment. If you claim it, mean it.