1. On days like today, I really don't want to be inside. I want to lay in the grass under the sun eating a juice pop. Is that so much to ask?

    Last night I saw 2 college age boys cleaning about 200 sq/ft with individual paper towells. Maybe they like ACTUALLY hate old growth forest.

    Parsing BAD copywriting: Use consistent caps. End list items w/ punctuation or don't. Not both. Don't close your eyes & litter commas about.