@elisfanclub You gotta stop the "I just dugg this" tweets. It's getting a little noisy. Srsly.

About to go to a party with Nate and Ingrid where I hear that there might be hetero-curious girls.

Ingrid didn't know what "fell off the back of a truck" meant until just recently. She's 27. But its a secret. So don't tell anyone.

Common observation of cab drivers: they plug in their seat belt without wearing it to trick the car into believing they are wearing it.

Kent Beck got a two thousand person strong standing ovation. Phenomenal keynote.

"What's the snail on the turtle's back say? Wheeeeeee." -Kent Beck, RailsConf 2008 Keynote

New Rubinius home page. http://rubini.us

@rands srsly. juno is just about as perfect as a movie can be.

Just about to check out of the hotel. The cleaning lady that's out in the hall is singing so beautifully. I don't want to interrupt it.

@rands srsly. juno is just about as perfect as a movie can be.

at hotel with @drbrain. maybe gone hack on rubinius site. maybe gonna go back out. maybe go fuck yourself. i don't know.

if @evanphx follows you, you should tweet at him right now, so his laptop makes the birdie noise. right by the microphone.

@evanphx maybe you should turn off your twitteriffic alert noises while you're presenting in front of people with a public address system...

No dice. Ashley == married.

At paradox cafe with @n8duke. Again. I'm gonna see about a girl. Her name is Ashley.