@kevinclark and CMD - D for direct message. left arrow for twetter's page. right arrow to open all urls in tweet. bang pow!

@kevinclark CMD - 2, my man.

To all my followers (which sounds weird, huh?): please prove to me you're not just some bot and reply something to me. Just for fun.

@evanphx Look to you left. No your other left... Yeah, that guy. Your team.

The office is CUH RAY ZEE. We're moving straight upstairs. I'm happy to report that everything I have to move fits in my back pack. I win?

Just saw a pack of bike cops 17 thick. WTF?

I've been having trouble breathing today. It feels like my lungs are full of snot. Which is a bit disconcerting, mind you.

Ate lunch at the Paradox Cafe (biscuits & gravy, sausage, corndog [off menu]). Our waitress was seriously the cutest ever.

Nate's team beat us. We're out.

So far I've drank three big juices (32 oz each). I've peed 9 times. Two more juices to go.

Hannah and I lost the second. Our first losers bracket game is against her brother Nate's team. Family tensions are running high.

@steffROCK Hannah was drinking for two (like a pregnant lady).

Hannah and I just won our first round beer pong tournament game.

I made it to pdx without dying. Check.

Attempting to leave for pdx. Middle of April in Seattle and its snowing/hailing. Of course it is.