@spencer_allen NEVER.

Follow @LAScanner right now. Crazy PURSUIT in progress.

I love burning bridges. They're one of my my favorite things to burn.

@mattetti and you're like "I know, riiiiight?!"

It’s cute that some people are such delicate blossoms that they're quoteunquote offended when they hear someone else say it. Adorable.

RT @dansmithism: There's no way you get a new bass and don't play this bass line first. It feels great to play again.… http://t.co/Dm7deHL6…

RT @Every_User_: User 641013 | @veganstraightedge | Created Mon Jan 15 23:01:33 2007

@awnuhkuh The gremlin's name is Mercury? That's pretty cute.

I think a gremlin snuck into my house and logged me out of all of my accounts on all of my devices last night. Thanks!

@ashedryden Everything I know about weed I learned from x @n8duke x who in turn learned it from Cypress Hill.

“Straight Outta Compton”
red band trailer.

http://youtu.be/OrlLcb7zYmw

Time zones are weird.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_zone

Especially when looking at the map of them.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/World_Time_Zones_Map.png

Hypothetically speaking, it seems like The Pirate Bay is back online.

Are the cops running this thing now?

https://thepiratebay.se

Flickr was like: 90 seconds is a “long photo” before

But is now like: 3 minutes seems like a good arbitrary limit. Sure let's go with that.

Vine: We got 6 seconds of video.

Instagram: We'll double that (and a little more) to 15 seconds.

Twitter: We'll double THAT to 30 seconds!