@kylewm2 Woof. That's terrible.

@okayjeffrey And what's the deal with socks anyways!?

Do you live in LA and want to be on a dodgeball team with me (and @OnTheJumbotron et al) for 10 weeks (on Tuesday night in Echo Park)?

Every time I type “rhythm”, I'm like “how the fuck do you spell ‘rhythm’?”.

Also, why isn’t “every time” one word like “anytime”?

Dear friends,

Please backup your data on and off site. It breaks my heart when you lose some or all of it because you didn't have a backup.

@tenderlove I thought you had domain knowledge about making tender love. AM I WRONG!?

If only you could see the toots that I *don’t* publish.

RT @SpaceX: Close, but no cigar. This time. https://vine.co/v/OjqeYWWpVWK

“Idiot Needed to beat Vanilla Dome in Super Mario World - SNES”

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cpg/4845778515.html

@nomyourself You should link to the recipe page instead of homepage. Years from now, it won't be on the homepage.

http://www.nomyourself.com/#!holiday-2014-recipes/c1kh2

#Dream: I was asked “should I make rice crispy treats or make an oreo cookie crust cheesecake.

I said “both”.

RT @OLAASM: #YesAllPopes

@amilum well, there you go.

@amilum "Is" if you're American. "Are" if you're British commonwealth.

RT @A_single_bear: I hope you find many delicious things to eat today. I am a bear.