@OnTheJumbotron 🐰

RT @MarkAgee: FYI: More Americans have shot Suge Knight than have contracted Ebola. http://t.co/HTgTCN6yTl

@jessicard OOOOH. I take it all back then.

@heyimjacooob You're an amazing human for making this.

Dear @jessicard,

You've done a lot of great things in your life, but none nearly as great as this!

https://boo.photos

@steveklabnik ZOMIGODWHAT!?

I voted for #boo dog.
You should too.

http://www.fastcompany.com/3037230/pet-week/vote-for-americans-next-top-office-dog#dog114

@bradyhunch @jessicard SO strange.

@tara RIGHT!?

”I was like ‘I know this guy who can eat a whole grape’ and they were like ‘B.S.’. But you could, right!?”

http://youtu.be/QYZLy5uC5uc

”Want to know the truth about shrimps? They're the *idiots* of the sea. One time I saw a shrimp just swim right into a rock.”

— Marcel

Today in #acab:

NYPD doesn't know subway performance law. Performer does. Cop arrests him all the same. Fuck cops.

http://youtu.be/PEBZReXChoA

RT @moscaddie: tell a man he's bossy or shrill today

@uhhhalexvx thanks!

“Powered by The Vegan Straightedge” are for sale again.

http://teespring.com/veganstraightedge http://instagram.com/p/uXHsAUMnvD/

@mitchellh Womp. Womp.