The line to get into Vegan Ocktoberfest is an hour deep and there's only three hours left. What a colossal fuck up.

@adra21 On the water beach edge straight out from Brooks.

I'm hanging out at Venice beach for a bit with @jlsuttles. If you wanna join us, request my location in Find My Friends.app. 😃

“Just because he's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda.”

With commits like these.

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@steveklabnik A glowing review.

Don't forget to click on the hidden things on the final frame.

New Homestar Runner cartoon (starring Strong Bad and Coach Z)!

http://homestarrunner.com/fisheyelens.html

@kneath @thedaniel @court3nay PURGE ALL OF THE THINGS.

I'm *definitely* making this jerk sauce.

http://youtu.be/Tfi3MSY7Z58

https://munchies.vice.com/recipes/jerk-sauce?utm_source=munchiesyoutube

Last night’s restless sleep was brought to you by multiple wildly inappropriate dreams about friends. 😳

RT @everycolorbot: 0xdd4268 http://t.co/9Jb7Q8Zavi

“On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.”

"It’s October 3rd.”

Today in #acab: Tallahassee cops rase a 62 year old in the back.

http://youtu.be/d8BQakQ7rPY?t=2m29s

#rooftopthecat is definitely holding her back paw with her front paws in her sleep. @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/trjIPysnuY/