I was gonna do any number of things today. But instead, I'm gonna clean up broken mirror and set my room on fire.

Thanks a fucking lot, @rwl944. @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/rQAAZeMntX/

I so fucking livid, because people are the actual worst.

I take back every nice thing I've said about this place. @ Crossroads Kitchen http://instagram.com/p/rP1aOIsnn3/

Round two. Best chicken and waffles evar. @ Crossroads Kitchen http://instagram.com/p/rP0E6tMnkg/

I was tired.
Then I laid down in bed.

RT @IAmHellsBells: Do you want to see a dog that looks like Harrison Ford? Of course you do, it's the internet. http://t.co/dB4XpRRRuR

RT @LAScanner: This rain is probably good for that huge hole on Sunset Blvd.

“Ooh Child” by The Five Stairsteps is my new jam. Listen: http://t.thisismyjam.com/veganstraightedge/_8qez5w4

“I am Groot.”

@tonx I'm down for whatever. I yield the floor to the distinguished gentleman from [wherever you're from].

RT @mollycrabapple: For those asking why I don't like cops "Naked Brooklyn woman dragged from apartment by NYPD, toddler pepper sprayed" ht…

Today in #acab.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/nypd-officers-drag-naked-brooklyn-woman-apartment-video-article-1.1889292

@tonx I haven't seen it yet. Wanna go tonight? Maybe at The Vista?

@terryhope I always used dental floss. More durable. Lasts longer.