I meant car, but cat is way more funnier.
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This man has been washing his cat for three hours.
“Calling Hours” by Bane is my new jam. Listen: http://t.thisismyjam.com/veganstraightedge/_8qbdj2q
Friends were good and distracting. But eventually the night is quiet and my brain is not.
In reply to:@ryleebreen Truer words.
In reply to:@searls @evanphx with friends like these.
If I drank, I'd be very drunk today.
This year has been stupid.
Bank teller just tried to upsell me some renters insurance after I made a withdraw.
You should install the Signal app on your phone.
https://whispersystems.org/blog/signal
In reply to:@bleything That's why I quit. Let's go shopping!
In reply to:@chrismessina fucking hell
In reply to:@chrismessina People are really trying to ™ a #hashtag?
There is a robot hitchhiking in Canada. @hitchBOT
http://www.hitchbot.me
Hangry writing this email.