Dinner for @twittlekim's birthday. @ Gracias Madre http://instagram.com/p/pQKUcjMnqd/

Mixed messages. @ Gracias Madre http://instagram.com/p/pQIHahMnnn/

What exactly is being locked up here? @ Gracias Madre http://instagram.com/p/pQF1G0snk6/

Deal breaker. http://instagram.com/p/pPngoMMnh-/

@aaronpk Exactly my thoughts. Non-auth is always my first path.

@benwerd Oooh. That's wild. Much harder privacy constraints. But eventually doable.

“A Modern Man” by George Carlin is my new jam. Listen: http://t.thisismyjam.com/veganstraightedge/_8hhu8hj

@benwerd I don't understand. Please say your thoughts with different words. Kthx.

Ewok. @ Trashy Lingerie http://instagram.com/p/pPM3JAsnji/

#dream: As a high schooler I was at an MLB game and thought they wanted to recruit me. But they wanted to sponsor my Babe Ruth (13-15) team.

Driver is uncle not dad. We're at a little league field with a "Yellow Monster". Last out of game. Score: 1251 to 907.

(3/3)

Driver gets out of truck and starts smoking. I try to get out but pop the truck into neutral. Brother pulls e-brake to stop us.

(2/3)

#dream: Dad driving truck down highway, brother shotgun, me back seat. I fall asleep. Wake up to dad offering a big joint to brother.

(1/3)

When I kicked the wasp nest away, I also kicked myself awake in real life.

#dream: I was in an attic and something was touching my foot. It was a small piece of old wasp nest, then I kicked it away. It was empty.