@gesa Fucking hell.

I *think* mine is in Indiana somewhere. But who fucking knows really.

@seanbonner I want to get my dad to spit into a @23andme cup before that happens. He's a deadbeat, but still have of my genes. :/

How fucked up it is that I don't even know if dad is still alive. I mean, I think he is. I think I'd hear about it he died.

“All My Days” by The Gossip (@gossipmusic) is my new jam. Listen: http://t.thisismyjam.com/veganstraightedge/_87ptd69

@waltz Pfft. Email is the best social network.

Remember FOAF?

http://www.foaf-project.org

@wifelette that'll do

Current white privilege: using the "no public restroom" employee restroom at the pet food store.

@malgorithms Ok. That's fine.

@malgorithms Thanks. After you change it, will you manually change my username, please?

“Give Me a Beat” by Girl Talk (@therealgirltalk) is my new jam. Listen: http://t.thisismyjam.com/veganstraightedge/_87iyo03

Remember all the White House petitions that did a god damn thing? Me neither. #aaronsw

@glennf That's a few more paragraphs than like 7 billion people, right?

@glennf Can I read it?

Also, I think you know a guy who publishes books.

@jxson Nope.