Version 2.8.2, codename: Sir Edmund Percival Hillary

@jessicard Vegan Pro Tip™ — always pack snacks. Always.

/cc @sarahmei @feministy

OMIGOD! LET'S GO PLAY DODGEBALL IN THE OCEAN!

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The running "Arby's as a sponsor" bit on @TheDailyShow still gets me every time.

"Arby's: The Hannity of roast beef"

@jessicaspacekat What's stopping you?

RT @rrrationale: i made this track as an homage to driving across LA the 10 late at night listening to @mathieuschreyer : https://t.co/NxfY…

“I Used to Break into Laboratories to Free Animals”

https://medium.com/p/6fff958e910c

RT @al3x: Modest proposal: make a new Internet, charge everyone at the @FCC $20,000 a month for access to it at anything faster than 1200 b…

RT @doorsixteen: Horrible. How can anyone *still* defend carriages?? MT @NYCLASS: NYC carriage horse falls to ground, spooked by bus: http:…

One day after all of these years of hard work, you’ll be an overnight success.

I'm looking for an agent for a fashion/music/event photographer (preferably in LA) to connect said photographer with jobs. Ideas?

“Catholic Sex Confession” by Citizen Fish is my new jam. Listen: http://t.thisismyjam.com/veganstraightedge/_87a5el0

In a room full adults, one adult says "the eff word" instead of "fuck".

@jessicard It's not about grammar or punctuation. It's about ambiguity.

@jessicard Another reason to not abbrev things.