Fair warning. I'm getting into a managers training meeting. Feel free to mute me for the next 90 minutes.

@gilesgoatboy Well, I'm happy to here that we did you good.

@gilesgoatboy Oh yeah? How so?

@keybaseio Please knock it off with the modal forms. It breaks all kinds of autofill and keyboard expansions.

@KeybaseIO "Failed to post to the server: Bad remote_username given: veganstraightedge"

Please fix.

@msjennmurphy Nice. I'm sure my @1password referral fee check is in the mail. :P

@msjennmurphy Oh yeah. I absolutely use and love @1Password. I can't recommend it enough. Buy it for your Mac + iPhone. It's totes worth it.

It's adorable that @1Password considers Opera a "major web browser".

#rooftopthecat taking a #selfie. @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/nHj4XQMnl_/

“A face tattoo says that you are a completely insane person who happened to get into music.”

“Or that one farewell show for that ‘popular’ local band where everyone cried together at the VFW hall. Good times.”

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/what-your-regrettable-scene-tattoo-says-about-you

As I get older, I realize more and more that most things are just trade-offs and deciding if the juice is worth the squeeze.

"Defend equality. Love unites."

— @obeygiant @ Palm Greens Cafe http://instagram.com/p/nEIFYzMnl7/

Super tall black bean burger. @ Palm Greens Cafe http://instagram.com/p/nEH4ERsnlb/

Banana split smoothie. @ Palm Greens Cafe http://instagram.com/p/nEHv-psnlL/