@jeffrafter that's clever.

@jeffrafter And then you have to run all of your nav ul > li tags together on one line to get rid of that space. And then you ragequit.

@tara ;) And that last one was actually 5F/3M.

@jc00ke :D

@tara Sometimes I still catch myself thinking "my fantasy speaker lineup would be..." and then I remember that I already did #FarmhouseConf.

@tjnelsonjr @annaeatspizza @bigcartel F'real. Ril ril good.

@drbrain Next time I speak at a conf, I'ma do this same gag and see how many audience attendees bite.

RT @tara: It sure would be nice to get invited as a speaker to tech events before the 'oh shit we don't have chics' scramble that organizer…

@drbrain You were the first one to actually do it. Thanks! :D

@wiretapped Do it and find out. ;)

@dddagradi I honestly think Square Cash is a PayPal/Venmo/etc killer. It's just a fucking email. And we all have email.

@jbarnette You've got internet wherever you are. Toot toot!

@jbarnette Your retoots are proof that you use this thing. Please also be tooting about you and yours, buddy.

Have you used @Square Cash yet? It's kinda magic.

Just send an email.
to: veganstraightedge@gmail.com
cc: cash@square.com
subject: $1

@EMBRZ_ You made this? It's real real good.