When I get a sponsor check in the mail I do the Wayne & Garth "I got five thousand dollars" song and dance. Regardless of the dollar amount.

@machikoyasuda There are lots. But this promo is for first time VG eaters.

Anyone in my life (in LA) that's never been to @VeggieGrill wanna go Tuesday or Wednesday?
They're doing a first time FREE entree promotion.

I love when @pivotaltracker (et al) log me out of the site. Because, you know, reasons.

Rooftop the #barncat is totally owning the yard. @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/fvm_y3snuT/

When a giant crane is swinging above your head. @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/fvmWaYMntc/

RT @megnut: Today my yoga guide said, "we exhaust our bodies to quiet our minds." Best explanation of why I exercise I've ever heard.

@shanley Don't you have all of the @KLOUT for Withering Sarcasm™?

Recommended listening for driving through the desert or The Badlands at night. Windows down.

http://youtu.be/l5a1xuO4LaY
http://youtu.be/ivd8WZwzZkw

If you want to learn something about yourself, drive across the US. Through deserts and The Plains. At day/night. With a partner or alone.

The @Farmhouse Conf 5 index.

Days left : 12.
Tickets left : 12.

Let's do this thing.
http://farmhouse.la/conf/5

@jlsuttles @ashedryden Crows already have dibs on "murder".

@ashedryden @jlsuttles @jessicard

A Trouble of Jessikai.

The plural of "Jessica" is "Jessikai".

@benward @infraredflower or just slide up for camera.