It's libel that @twitter is now telling people that my website is malware.

@jessicard Press and hold that button on the top right of your keyboard. That'll get rid of it.

@jessicard Was that a sext that you mistakenly sent as a public toot?

@benwoodall Yay! I'm glad it helped. I hope it all works well for you.

So many things I read about on the internet I file under O for "ordinary people do fucked up things when fucked up things become ordinary".

I just heard a Hatebreed song on a sitcom called "Back in the Game" on Hulu. The kids were trying to get tickets to the Hatebreed show too.

Tetris Stop Motion 3D Chalk Art

http://youtu.be/y0_lw5QXSvk

/via @DIY

Trips: 0.
Falls: 0.
Footballs caught: 1.
Perfect spirals thrown: 1.
Slingshot Dakota records played: 2.

Gates jumped: 2.
Rocks climbed over: 5.
Barking dogs: 6.
( #barkateverythuman )

#upness index:
Miles: not many.
Minutes: too many.
Altitude: 3800 ft.
Attitude: positive.
Pain: a… http://instagram.com/p/fl5Go2Mnko/

Tonight's run moon, nearly full. #upness http://instagram.com/p/fl43ekMnke/

Me post a little bit of #upness run. Co-starring Emily. http://instagram.com/p/fl4Scosnjj/

@benwoodall @cascadiaruby Unfortunately not. You're in good hands with @bleything and crew though.

Portland,
I'll be back in you tomorrow afternoon. Get into it.
<3 Sb

@nbauman Proved.