Well, there’s your problem: “just put a come on the broken sidewalk and call it good” edition. @… https://instagram.com/p/3vByRcMnip/

Anyone want to buy my Roomba 780 for $200?

For the ongoing misadventures of #rooftopthecat, follow her fosters: helloskypie and slavicslob. @… https://instagram.com/p/3uWedSMnvx/

The cover of #rooftopthecat’s next record: Contemplative Last Farmhouse Day. @ The Farmhouse https://instagram.com/p/3uWIT7snvM/

Strangers walk past me, see my hat and say “Go @Cubs”.

And I say “maybe this year” and keep walking. Every time.

RT @A_single_bear: Sometimes I wonder how many tiny creatures are hiding from me in a given moment. I am not looking for you, tiny creature…

War is hell.

https://vimeo.com/128373915

@aaronpk It's like you need some sort of air conditioned box on wheels to get you to home. :P

Professional Fits

@YxYY Hey Yessers! Are any of the prom desserts vegan?

RT @steveklabnik: Literally everything is political, because it affects others. Duh

A @maxspiker appearance at my house the other day. Super hero mask cast by a shadow. @ The Farmhouse https://instagram.com/p/3pMaynsnst/

RT @StartupLJackson: Whenever someone tells me "coding is the new literacy" because "computers are everywhere today" I ask them how fuel in…

@rands pop-tarts (no icing)

“You people are terrible.” is how I'm starting this Craigslist posting.