@ashedryden Spite Writing™ is one of the best writings, right?

@ashedryden but I'd like to read it!

@ashedryden I'm prolly not well equipped to write that.

RT @thelittleidiot: It is ironic or karmic that Los Angeles is in the middle of a drought but it will probably rain on the day of the Acade…

But unfortunately, they're the ones who hold the keys to castle where my problem needs to be fixed. :(

The problem with being smarter than the phone tech support person is that you're smarter than the phone tech support person. :(

Five dogs just ganged up on #rooftopthecat in my backyard and she showed who’s boss.

And I laid into their person for no leashes.

“Violence solves everything and don’t wind my fist up like Popeye.”

“God *only* does weird baby stuff.”

A banana, pear and two cherimoyas. Guarded by a #rooftopthecat. @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/zS0J7QMnpV/

“It’s a UNIX system.
I know this.”

THE GAME!

http://theinstructionlimit.com/i-know-this-global-game-jam-2015

PS. I love the voice of Clicky™

/via @waxy

“You whispered that I was a better person than you. I disagreed then, don't anymore.” ♫

RT @sarahjanet: The fact that @BigBird is the only person on Twitter who can see @MrSnuffleupagus is maybe the best use of Twitter I’ve eve…

RT @monteiro: No one comes to a website for the design. Just like no one goes to the theater for the seating. But your ass enjoys a good se…

ZOMIGOD. The new Thor is so fucking good. Get into it.