"McSWEENEY’S: Do you think plain old gourds have a complex because they aren’t decorative?"

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-mcsweeneys-books-q-a-with-colin-nissan-author-of-its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers-and-contributor-to-our-new-humor-anthology-the-best-of-mcsweeneys-internet-tendency

@aphoenix When she's old enough to get it, tell Z that I now call #barncat "mow mow" because of her.

@PeterEvjan you don't say!

@alexlande thanks for trying. Take care.

Mumble mumble #indieweb, @zeldman.

/re http://www.zeldman.com/2013/08/07/reality-2-0/

Linux food? @ Whole Foods Market http://instagram.com/p/fGyY4OMntL/

@juliamae awk bird

@kristinatastic frog dog

@cassieisvegan It ends with the first episode of Malcom in the Middle, as is my understanding.

@alexlande Do you think @FormidableLabs could sponsor @Farmhouse Conf 5?
Nov 2 in Hollywood.

http://farmhouse.la/conf/5
http://farmhouse.la/conf/sponsor

RT @rubinius: We're just going to slip this under your pillow... sweet dreams! http://rubini.us/2013/10/04/rubinius-2-0-released/

Hi @subpop.

Why do you restrict http://youtu.be/KHw7gdJ14uQ from being used on @ThisIsMyJam?

<3 Sb

Remember that one time that one pit bull puppy that *really* wanted to use the treadmill?

http://youtu.be/SP4MgE6EmJE

@jlsuttles Step 3: Profit

I wish I was eating chocolate covered pretzels right now.