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<p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,1820100,00.html">This is old news, but still funny</a>.</p>
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Posted by Shane Becker on
<p>first off, if you're not using <a href="http://flickr.com/">flickr</a> for photo sharing, you should be.</p> <p>secondly, flickr just recently <a href="http://blog.flickr.com/flickrblog/2006/08/great_shot_wher.html">added photo geocoding</a> to their <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/organize/">organizr</a> (which was awesome already). <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geocoding" rel="bookmark">geocoding</a> is the process of putting photos on map or giving them some kind of location, usually in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longitude" rel="bookmark">long</a> / <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latitude" rel="bookmark">lat</a>.</p> <p>i spent the other night geocoding my over 1100 photos. you can see <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/veganstraightedge/map/">my photos on a map</a> or explore <a href="http://flickr.com/map">all of flickr's geocoded photos</a>.</p>Posted by Shane Becker on
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/veganstraightedge/59550149/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/25/59550149_ebb9b3cefc.jpg" alt="timone high action shot."></a></p> <p>a dear friend of mine, shawn, experienced a great loss a few months ago. i meant to write this back then when it happened. his dog was close to him and he was important to his dog. timone was insanely loyal. he was obedient. he came when you call him. he cuddled. he played one hell of a game of fetch. he'd catch anything you threw at him. literally. i never saw him not like someone. timone was hit by car and was killed. i'm sorry, shawn. i'm sorry, timone. i've been through this more times than anyone should.</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/veganstraightedge/108068228/" title="Photo Sharing 1"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/43/108068228_02d31c30b4_t.jpg" alt="chris isn't the only dinghy in this photo."></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/veganstraightedge/59545299/" title="Photo Sharing 2"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/33/59545299_43cbd755c5_t.jpg" alt="timone totallys 0wn3rz3d that couch."></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/veganstraightedge/59549812/" title="Photo Sharing 3"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/29/59549812_af71dea10b_t.jpg" alt="timone just got james in the mouth."></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/veganstraightedge/59549697/" title="Photo Sharing 4"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/27/59549697_f53e4f069c_t.jpg" alt="puny human. you are too slow to avoid my dog kisses. -timone."></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/veganstraightedge/59549601/" title="Photo Sharing 5"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/28/59549601_a3470f45d1_t.jpg" alt="look at how cute this dog is that i'm pointing at. -some random hand."></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/veganstraightedge/59554502/" title="Photo Sharing 6"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/28/59554502_885df10931_t.jpg" alt="tim motherfucking one."></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/veganstraightedge/59549934/" title="Photo Sharing 7"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/31/59549934_f9b99f9d98_t.jpg" alt="dog hugs and kisses. and james too."></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/veganstraightedge/59550082/" title="Photo Sharing 8"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/29/59550082_692a7f1085_t.jpg" alt="hugs not drugs."></a></p>Posted by Shane Becker on
<p>when gmail first came out i thought 'yeh, this is certainly cooler than most <a href="http://hotmail.com/">webmail</a>, but i use <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_Office_Protocol" rel="bookmark">pop mail</a> so i don't really need it.' i held on to my gmail account just for funsies. plus, its awesome: veganstraightedge@gmail.com.</p> <p>i didn't really use much at first. then i let my mindspring (earthlink) accounts [veganstraightedge@mindspring.com & gyromx@mindspring.com] die. so my gmail account became my primary. this was after google flipped the switch on popping gmail down. so basically nothing changes for me. righteous.</p> <p>then one day i got my first piece of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-mail_spam" rel="bookmark">spam</a>. that's weird. really weird. gmail's spam filtering had been so good that people were actually creating gmail accounts just to use as <a href="http://www.instructables.com/id/EC7RC5XC7REP2864UU/?ALLSTEPS">psuedo spam proxys</a>. then i got 2 or 3 in one day. then i was getting just blasted with the whole gamut of spam: porn, prescription drugs, casinos, mortgage, insurance, softwares ...you name it.</p> <p>keep in mind this wasn't sneaking stuff. it might as well have had a giant flashing neon sign saying "I'M A PIECE OF SPAM. PLEASE FILTER ME." subjects like this: </p> <ul> <li>[No Joke: 3 Laptop Computers to Test & Keep]</li> <li>SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: held spotted mother democratic enough the rh64kSU5j8Q</li> <li>* Valium bestseller *</li> <li>REDUCE your DEBT by 40 % - 60 %</li> </ul> <p>i decided to poke around on the <a href="http://mail.google.com/support/">gmail help</a> for some spam filtering help. the best i found was <a href="http://mail.google.com/support/bin/topic.py?topic=1519">Avoiding Spam</a>.</p> <p><cite><a href="http://mail.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?answer=6602&topic=1519">How do I get rid of spam?</a></cite></p> <blockquote cite="http://mail.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?answer=6602&topic=1519"> <p>To remove spam from your inbox, check the box next to the unwanted message, and click Report Spam. If you discover a message is spam once you have opened it, just click 'Report Spam' along the top of the message to send it to the Gmail Team.</p> </blockquote> <p>Real Fucking Helpful™. thanks a lot, gmail team.</p> <p>ok. so their help documentation isn't great. that's ok. i understand. i'll just write them at their support email which is... let's see its somewhere on here, right? i mean, surely google has a some mechanism to ask for help. c'mon. well, i wasn't able to find one. so i wrote them at the help@gmail.com, support@gmail.com and contact@gmail.com. this is what transpired.</p> <p><cite>I</cite> wrote them:</p> <blockquote> <p> From: veganstraightedge@gmail.com<br> Subject: <strong>spam filtering not working</strong><br> Date: April 3, 2006 11:18:47 AM PDT<br> To: help@gmail.com, support@gmail.com, contact@gmail.com </p> <p>i don't know where to send this email, because there's no clear support address. so i just tried a few.</p> <p>but here's the problem. i used to rave about gmail's spam filtering. until recently, it was great. nothing slipped through. then all of the sudden i had 1 or 2 everyday. then a few more and so on. now i consistently get 3 to 10 spam messages a day sllip through. and they aren't clever or sneaky. they're very obvious ones, like:</p> <ul> <li>[No Joke: 3 Laptop Computers to Test & Keep]</li> <li>SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: held spotted mother democratic enough the rh64kSU5j8Q</li> <li>* Valium bestseller *</li> <li>REDUCE your DEBT by 40 % - 60 %</li> <li>and so on.</li> </ul> <p>i certainly don't mean its not working at all or even very great. these just seem so obvious and similar to stuff that does get caught by the filter.</p> <p>anyhow. that's that.</p> <p>take care.</p> <p>shaners</p> </blockquote> <p><cite>They</cite> bounced back this:</p> <blockquote> <p>Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently: help@gmail.com.</p> </blockquote> <p><cite>They</cite> auto-replied this:</p> <blockquote> <p> From: mail-support@google.com<br> Subject: Re: [#52566500] spam filtering not working<br> Date: April 3, 2006 11:19:19 AM PDT<br> To: veganstraightedge@gmail.com </p> <p>Hello,</p> <p>Thanks for contacting us. We aren't able to respond directly to inquiries submitted to this email address.</p> <p>Please visit our Help Center at http://mail.google.com/support/, or by clicking 'Help' at the top of any Gmail page within your account. Our Help Center provides answers to the most commonly asked questions, and offers information about Gmail and all of its features.</p> <p>If you are unable to log in to your Gmail account, please follow the steps to reset your password by clicking 'Forgot your password?' on http://mail.google.com.</p> <p>Sincerely,</p> <p>The Google Team</p> <p>------</p> <p>If you'd like to learn more about how Gmail's features work, check out the Gmail Help Discussion (http://groups.google.com/group/Gmail-ABCs) where our users share helpful tips and tricks with one another.</p> <p>------</p> </blockquote> <p>short story: that's a bunch of whack bullshit!</p>Posted by Shane Becker on
<p><cite>Paul Graham</cite> wrote:</p> <blockquote cite="http://www.paulgraham.com/copy.html"> <p>... most painters in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries used brownish colors. They were imitating the great painters of the Renaissance, whose paintings by that time were brown with dirt. Those paintings have since been cleaned, revealing brilliant colors; their imitators are of course still brown.</p> </blockquote> <p>ha ha! suckers!</p>