1. <p>i finally rebuilt <a href="http://theresistancearmy.com/">the resistance army</a> homepage. before it was just a link to my blog and podcast. then it was <a href="http://theresistancearmy.com/old%20tra%20home/">this lame thing</a> hastily thrown together. though, that pink gun is still pretty nice. now its this. a <a href="http://weblog.zinedistro.org/2006/4/30/join-the-resistance-fall-in-love/">fuller explanation</a> of it is over on the <a href="http://weblog.zinedistro.org/">zinedistro blog</a>. i don't like cross posting the same thing.</p>
    
    <p><img src="/blog/images/uploads/pinkgun/tra-gun-pink.png" alt="pink half toned AK-47 type gun"></p>
    
    <p>my brother, brandon, sent this to me. his and my mom's email etiquette is pretty atrocious. they forward a lot of stuff without removing the headers from the body of the post and all those god forsaken &gt;&gt;&gt; before every line making it nearly impossible to read. not to mention everyone who ever gets one of their forwards will get everyone else's email address because they don't use bcc and in this age of spam onslaughts that's valuable data worth hiding. but alas, a good little forward made its way through my mental email crap filter. i think the big text and bright colors helped. [very <a href="http://www.colorcombos.com/combotester.html?rnd=0&amp;color0=507846&amp;color1=decade&amp;color2=ff5c00&amp;color3=3fbcec&amp;color4=f5f5f5&amp;color5=1676f9&amp;color6=ffea00&amp;color7=f36d21&amp;color8=000000">web</a> <a href="http://www.flock.com/">2.0</a>]</p>
    
    <p>so without further apu... here's the email.</p>
    
    <div style="font:24px Georgia;color:#000;margin:0 0 12px;">
      <p>TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED BEING BORN DURING the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!</p>
      <p style="color:#001974;">First, we survived being born to mothers who took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes while they were pregnant.</p>
      <p>Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.</p>
      <p>We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when werode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.</p>
      <p style="color:#277726;">As infants &amp; children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.</p>
      <p style="color:#001974;">Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.We drank water from a garden hose and not from a bottle.</p>
      <p style="color:#237b7c;">We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.</p>
      <p style="color:#277726;">We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank koolade made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because.</p>
      <p style="color:#277726;">WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!</p>
      <p style="color:#001974;">We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were backwhen the streetlights came on.</p>
      <p>No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.</p>
      <p style="color:#001974;">We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride downthe hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.</p>
      <p style="color:#237b7c;">We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or chat rooms...</p>
      <p style="color:#237b7c;">WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!</p>
      <p style="color:#772778;">We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.</p>
      <p style="color:#4eee4b;">We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.</p>
      <p>We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays!</p>
      <p>We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.</p>
      <p style="color:#001974;">We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rangthe bell, or just walked in and talked to them!</p>
      <p style="color:#772778;">Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!</p>
      <p style="color:#0032e6;">And what the heck is T-Ball all about???</p>
      <p style="color:#001974;">The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!</p>
      <p style="color:#772778;">These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!</p>
      <p style="color:#001974;">The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.</p>
      <p style="color:#001974;">We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learnedHOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!</p>
      <p style="color:#791c1a;">If YOU are one of them ... CONGRATULATIONS!</p>
      <p style="color:#0032e6;">You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up askids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives "for our own good."</p>
      <p style="color:#791c1a;">And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave (and lucky) their parents were.</p>
    </div>
    
    <p>ps. i've been listening to <a href="http://plan-it-x.com/catalog.html#madeline">madeline</a> a LOT lately. you should be, too. seriously, go listen to her.</p>
    
      <p>i'm moving to seattle.</p>
    
      <p>i don't know if all four of you caught that from a <a href="http://veganstraightedge.com/articles/2006/3/21/3/little-guy-proclaims-his-love/">previous post</a>. which by the way, apparently no one caught that i did not write that post, but instead my girlfriend, <a href="http://emilyvoss.wordpress.com/">emily</a>, did. she thought it would be cute and clever since i had left my lappy logged into my blog. oops. [for the record, i thought it was cute and clever, too. if i didn't i could have deleted it.]</p>
    
      <p><a href="http://zinedistro.org/">zinedistro</a> is up and running. we are also <a href="http://weblog.zinedistro.org/">blogging about zd stuff</a>. for example, all of zinedistro will be <a href="http://weblog.zinedistro.org/2006/3/26/zdhouse-seattle/">living in one house.</a></p>
    
      <p>we leave salt lake city for seattle tomoro morning. i'm pretty ready to go. just a trip to the post office, lunch with a friend, watching a couple episodes of lost and packing the van. pretty relaxed compared to the normals moves that i do. [and i've done plenty.]</p>
    
      <p>i'm also really really stoked to be living with eli again. we've talked about living together for realsies like this for years. since he was still in high school. i've lived on his couch before, but that's not the same. plus, there were the 5 other College Dudes to deal with. [by the way, it doesn't mean i'm NOT excited to lived with brookis, emily or meredith. eli and i just have a LOT of history.]</p>
    
      <p>so if you know me and we didn't get to say goodbye before i left SLC, i am dearly sorry. i will miss you and this city more than you know. additionally, if you ever want to come to seattle, you have a place to stay.</p>
    
      <p>get my address from any of our mutual friends or from me directly : veganstraightedge [at] gmail dot com.**</p>
    
      <p>*ps. that title is pretty meaningless. its just what this one kid thought was the lyrics to this song. needless to say it wasn't. i thought of it, b/c i was gonna title this 'just a quickie' then decided against it.</p>
    
      <p>**pps. i hate that we've resorted to writing email addresses this way b/c of asshole spiders crawling or addresses to spam.</p>
    
    <p>well, not so much like funny ha ha. but more like funny awesome.</p>
    
    <blockquote>"The Universe is difficult to comprehend because it is obvious" -Albert Einstein"</blockquote>
    
    <blockquote>
      File upload limits were discussed and a simple solution was figured out…<br>
      Ryan: what are we trying to avoid with a limit? won't a gigantic file just time out anyway?<br>
      Jason: thats' the problem. "Why didn't my file transfer work?" "What happened to the file I uploaded" "Why didn't the upload finish?"<br>
      Ryan: less software idea..we could just say there's a limit. and then if people try something bigger and it works, then good for them<br>
      Jason: I like that best. done."
    </blockquote>
    
    <blockquote>"You hear weird things on TV. Marcel heard this on a Dish network ad: "Nothing is worse than paying too much for television". Sure, the war in Iraq, the genocide in Darfur, and the destruction of Katrina may be bad…but nothing is worse than paying too much for television. Also: "I know you. You have rheumatoid arthritis" is the first line in an ad I saw for some prescription drug. Whoa, I had no idea. I am now considering moving to Florida."</blockquote>
    
    <p>(Via <a href="http://37signals.com/svn/archives2/fly_on_the_wall_if_the_scientists_ever_cross_a_rat_and_an_octopus_were_screwed.php">Fly on the wall: "if the scientists ever cross a rat and an octopus, we're screwed" - Signal vs. Noise (by 37signals)</a>.)</p>
    
    <p>i've wanted this for awhile, just never put much effort into it.</p>
    
    <blockquote>
      <p>Moving the Dock to the top requires this Terminal command (assuming you don't find a GUI utility to do it for you):</p>
    
      <p><code>defaults write com.apple.dock orientation -string top</code></p>
    </blockquote>
    
    <p>(Via <a href="http://www.oreillynet.com/mac/blog/2006/3/dock_on_top.html">Dock on Top - O'Reilly Mac DevCenter Blog</a>.)</p>
    
    <p>UPDATE: this doesn't seem to work in Leopard. oh well.</p>
    
    <p>Currently playing in iTunes: <i>The Lemon of Pink</i> by The Books</p>